Today Was Okay, and Yesterday Was Okay, and I'm Fairly Sure Tomorrow Will Be Too (Which Is Simultaneously Optimistic and Utterly Depressing)

Hi, It's Lauren here! Sorry for the somewhat over-long title up there. Yeah, the one right above these lines of text. That one. I want you, as my reader, to imagine these words as they would spill over my lips, except with far fewer stutters than usual.

Firstly, imagine your typical scrawny, acne-faced teenager sitting at the computer, red-spotted face illuminated a ghastly shade of pale by the computer, calculating how many minutes she'll sleep if she watches just one more video; that image in your head is 99% accurate. I rely heavily upon the premise that people should be judged upon their actions, not their apperangeneralexcuse because I myself am not an attractive giggling 8th grader, sitting here in my cheer uniform, blond ponytails swaying as I flutter my Tweety-Bird- esque lashes . I actually belong to the somewhat irregular group of folks who utterly despise their guts. Despise is a strong word. I vehemently disagree with their beliefs.

vehement disagreement

Secondly, you should know I act like a mature, down-to-earth, softspoken know-it-all in person. I either like you (yayyyyyy let's have a discussion you can hear from Mars broken up by fits of raucous laughter and seal-like noises) or I don't like you,

vehement disagreement

and I just kind of sit there awkwardly not talking, casting a silver-bullet glance in your general direction every twenty seconds or so.

Search for "angry" pictures, it's a hoot

Third, if you honestly don't like mah style, then just don't read this. Too often we surfers of web read through an utterly disastrous article. No sense in the punctuation, the writing is awful, it looks like no effort was put in.

*cough cough*

What I'm getting at is that of you really honestly don't like my particular flavor of internet garbage, please don't read. Just leave before I waste your time any further.

Are they gone now?

Lastly, for optional fun times, read this entire blog in a slow and sensual Morgan Freeman voice.

Your face right now

Anyhoo, if you are undoubtedly reading this like I just told you to; and you didn't roll your eyes and close the tab immediately, then I think we'll be friends.