Friday, March 20, 2015

I'm Back, Sorry for the Delays



Hello, dear readers. I know. I'm sorry. I have no good excuse for being gone for so long. Apologies all around.

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Soooooorrrrryyyyyy
Moving on from my delinquency, we have a problem. A very big problem. A problem that looms over us all. It has a little something to do with the fact that the company that makes my phone also makes solar panels and printers. I am going to show you two images. I wish for you to honestly think about what the two have in common.

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A phone.
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A very high-tech looking printer. I wonder what the drawers are for.

This is explains so much to me. Can I just complain to you about how much my phone sucks? I know, I know, first world problems and everything, but when I stub my toe it still hurts and my phone still sucks.

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Ouch.

It's slow. If I update an app, I literally can't get on anything else. The internet connectivity sucks, and I know so because my brother's tablet in the exact spot at the exact time is two times faster. The only problem with that is because I don't always have time to write from a computer, and I thought the blogger app would help with that, but no. It did not. It was awful. So in the future, just know I tried. I really did.





Tuesday, March 10, 2015

More Stuff, Specifically Music

Hello again, dear readers. Did you know my birthday has already happened? I'm 14!

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It would've helped if you told us

Regardless of that small prelude, I really want to dig into today's subject: music. Just so you know, as a teenager, my music tastes may be very different (i.e. awful/hipstery) from your tastes. 

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I actually wear beanies. In public.

I am not the biggest fan of pop music. I was for the longest time, the I had a super goth phase in 6th grade (I sucked at being goth, just so you know) and it was like a switch had been flipped: I could not stand pop music, and I still can't to this day. Being as hipstery as I am, I figured it was because I started finding more meaning in the lyrics of a song, and had less appreciation for the very repetitive drone of pop drivel. Anyway, I wanted to compose a list of music that I enjoy. Because why not.
(Warning-ponies ahead)


Anthropology-Lyra's Song

Danger - 22h39-1

Ghosts N Stuff (Radio Edit)

Game Launch Rock

Uprising

Moonlight Sonata

Regardless of what Mr. Grumpyface up there thinks, I hope you have a nice day. Bye!

Spring Is What

Hello, dear readers! Not much has happened since we last talked, as you can probably extrapolate on your own

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Wait, I can actually use my brain?!

I like varying the text sizes. It intrigues me. Back to whatever we were talking about before.

Mia is having a mid-life crisis


I guess I should be serious. This level of cat photos is reserved for very serious occasions, to lighten the tone.

WHHHAAATTTT ISSS LIIIFFFFEEE


My parents and little brother are out on a walk and I get the computer all to myself.

Yay cat gifs. This must be really bad for all this cute-priming.

I kinda wanna do a big photo post in a couple of days, a slice-of-life type thing maybe. While I take visually pleasing photographs, you look at some cats.

I Made A Schedule And Immediately Disobeyed It

Hello dear readers. It is Lauren again, back from the dead! My birthday was kind of a busy time, and I apologize for not getting back to you sooner.

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That's just.... 

Anyway, I write to you with a (possibly) life changing event! Okay, so I'm in band class, and we're playing this real jazzy tune-

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-and class is boring like usual. I don't want to get scolded for reading this surprisingly good sci-fi book I'm into-

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We'll get into that later

- and so I'm stuck sitting there, kind of dismissively staring at random spots in the band room.
Our band room has tiers, of sorts. It's like the room has a semi-circle ground area (on level with the rest of the building), and then a two-inch-ish raised step radiating out from that semi-circle, and all around there are like 5 of these "steps".

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I'm trying my best, everybody. #haters. Psh.

So the highest level is instrument lockers and percussion instruments. I'm looking at them when a new instrument catches my eye:

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Hey, I play those!
*ba dum tss*

The caption pretty accurately conveys my surprise, and my delight. I am, after all, a know-it-all, and as a know-it-all, I express this by showing off. The class is "dismissed" a little early, our band teacher needs to talk with some kids. We wait around in the band room for the bell to ring. I, of course, make a bee-line for that drum set with a friend of mine because I'd have probably peed myself otherwise.

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"Can we get ice cream afterward?"
"If you behave....."

I get up there and borrow some sticks from the boyfriend of an art friend of mine.

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I have connections.

I can hear the air escaping from my lungs. The friendly chatter seems so cacophonous, like a bass drum being thrown down the stairs. My heart beats like the hooves of a horse, as melodic as the drum fills running through my brain. I'm nervous, so I remember all of 3 fills. I bet it felt a lot longer than it actually was, because it felt like I sat on that stupid seat, coating this random dude's sticks in my sweat, almost but not quite hiding, crying, or dying for hours. 

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Selfie!

Yeah, so I guess I played alright. Once that first stick struck the cymbal and the waves of sweet noise cascade in grand swells over me and I feel so small yet so big, so inspired, so influential that I could bend this background object into a beauty of cacophony, it was all kind of an adrenaline rush after that.

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Get it? Rush? It's based on a song by Rush?
... this book is actually good you know...

Lauren's Happy Face

Lauren's Happy Face
A wild Lern in her natural habitat
Lauren seems like a non-shortenable name, yet Lauren regularly goes by Lern or Lernderern. She is an 8th grader from Michigan who is disturbingly self-aware and somewhat hypocritical at times. She also happens to be terrible at describing herself. Her email is penguin1366@gmail.com, so send her something because she is SO BORED, like ALL the TIME. She sincerely wishes you the best, and hopes you gain something from reading her blog. Bye!