a disclaimer
I know this is a big surprise to most of you, but as a teenager, I don't actually own pretty much any of the images I ever use. I don't own any of the images I'm about to show you (ohhhh so scandalous). Carry on then.
Hello again dear reader. Today, we discuss an important, pressing issue. An issue we can all relate to, even in our varied lives. Today, we discuss the top ten results for a Google image search for (*drumroll*) Morgan Freeman!
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The top ten results from a Google image search for Morgan Freeman may not seem like a staple of contemporary culture for you all, but I think I can convince you. With my recently discovered subheading skillz (with a Z) I lead you into a commentary that will change your life depending on how gullible you are.
Onwards.
#10 - The Profile
This piece is a very boiled down, plain-jane photo of an elderly Morgan, looking to be very recent. His right eye and left eye do not appear to be looking the same direction, which I find to be a great comparison of how the disparity of what citizens want for the American government and what it actually does is growing at an ever-increasing rate. The asymmetrical ring on his ear seems to suggest the gap between the wealthy and the lower-classes in current American culture, and the brooding distance between their views, and the dislike of those in well-to-do families. His graying hair is a representation of how governments are controlled by the old and biased, not the most fit leaders, and the incredible hypocrisy therein.This composition yells contemporary American culture to me all over.
#9 - The Compassionate
Morgan appears to be in casual dress, a very relaxed smile across his face. This is very representative of a set back hipster youth in America. Do I sense a light filter? Is Morgan on Instagram, posting selfies alongside our 20 somethings?
#8 - The Confusion
Why are you still here? Is anyone so seriously invested in Morgan Freeman as to write an actual analysis of what an image search yields of his face? If you have reached this point, you are far too invested in photos of an elderly man.
#9 - The Compassionate
Morgan appears to be in casual dress, a very relaxed smile across his face. This is very representative of a set back hipster youth in America. Do I sense a light filter? Is Morgan on Instagram, posting selfies alongside our 20 somethings?
#8 - The Confusion
Why are you still here? Is anyone so seriously invested in Morgan Freeman as to write an actual analysis of what an image search yields of his face? If you have reached this point, you are far too invested in photos of an elderly man.
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