Hello again, dear readers! I was recently reading my friends' blogs, and it kinda made me think. I really only post on here when something interesting happens, which can sometimes leave huge gaps between posts.

Pictured: the blog.

Anyhoo, I feel like maybe if I share things I like then you might like them too. Then, I don't have to leave the house, and you get to see more posts. 

This has been your daily dose of adorable.

So let's start with something small, I suppose.

Something small. *snerk*

One of my hobbies is collecting out-of-place, out-of-date, and just-plain-weird advertisements. Some of the most amusing entertainment you can have is collaging magazines with friends. I collect tabloids especially for their ads. Tabloids are just above creepy Russian websites selling bear venison and body parts and just below the international teddy bear alliance's website in ads. They don't have ads you wouldn't show to your grandmother, but they're not the usual 'buy product x just cuz' ads. I am a connoisseur of all types of ads, like your creepy baby dolls-

-and products targeted at the entirely incorrect audience-

-and the kids movie themed, miraculously somehow licensed figurines-

-and the "free" jewelry-



-proof of your unhealthy Elvis obsession-



-and proof of your unhealthy cat obsession.

Hm. Bye.